March 29, 2007 at 5:51 pm (Uncategorized)

I hate computer programs that do not want to work for me…

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Replies to the love letter

March 27, 2007 at 3:00 am (Uncategorized)

My Reply:

You know, I am going to be honest. That was a very beautiful message. It is just that I cannot really see how you think that you know me enough to care about me that much. I mean, you basically know me from high school and hanging out a couple of times over the past couple of years. Is it possible you are placing your feelings from your recent break up into something that could replace some of those memories?

His Reply:

Hey, thanks for that. I don’t think its me misplacing feelings about any breakups, since I have felt that way for such a long time. I do understand what you’re saying about not knowing you hardly at all, and I was thinking the same thing, which is why I was very perplexed by the way I was feeling.

You’re gonna think I’m schitzo or something, but I think that I just needed to SAY it to you to make those feelings subside. I spent like 3 hours working on that message, and I had been wanting to say that for years now. I think maybe my problem was that it was the one thing I could NOT do right, and my brain was going crazy over it. Wow. I’m even surprised by myself. I bet that was really weird for you. I’m sorry about having to say all that to you.

Regardless, I would like to hang out some time to talk about this all. You see, that had been building up for years, and now I just have to talk about it. I’ll call you to get something set up for later this week maybe? Oh well, I gotta go to class, see ya later!

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A love letter I got that seems completely unjustified.

March 26, 2007 at 5:47 am (Uncategorized)

The following is an e-mail I got from a friend I went to high school with. The thing is… is that I never once – ever, gave him anything to build that on. I was straight with him when I told him I did not want to date him. We are not compatible. Well, at least I think so. I am just so bewildered that he would think that I would be in love with him after all the times that I told him I did not want anything to do with him. I think it is just because he and I both got out of really long relationships not too long ago and he just needs someone to take the place of what he lost. The other important factor is that I currently, secretly, like someone that I go to school with. It is not anyone that I have tried to date before because I got burned too many times from that. It hurt too much. This guy is different. He is genuine and caring, both things that I didn’t think I would find in a classmate… seeing how the other attempts came out. Well, now that I divulged my soul I think reading the letter might be good now.

“I have something I REALLY need to get off my chest to you. It is something I’ve been trying to say for a very long time, so PLEASE understand what I’m trying to tell you. I had a big, long, drawn-out version of what I wanted to say, but I found that it really said very little. I wanted to say the perfect thing, the one thing that would make you understand exactly what I’m trying to say. But in all of that, I found that nothing said it better than this: I think I am in love with you, and I think have been since the day I met you. I go crazy every time I’m around you. Every time I see you, my heart leaps for joy. Whenever I talk to you, my mind scrambles into a million pieces and everything that comes out of it turns to junk. Even writing this letter, with no pressures of actually having to say things to you, is difficult. This is why I think that I love you. If it is not love, then I know not what love is.

I read this poem once, and it says exactly how I feel about you:

The want of you is like no other thing;
It smites my soul with sudden sickening;
It binds my being with a wreath of rue-
This want of you.

If flashes on me with the waking sun;
It creeps upon me when the day is done;
It hammers at my heart the long night through-
This want of you.

It sighs within me with the misting skies;
Oh, all the day within my heart it cries,
Old as your absence, yet each moment new-
This want of you.

Mad with demand and aching with despair,
It leaps within my heart and you are –where?
God has forgotten, or he never knew-
This want of you.

Ivan Leonard Wright

Perhaps I’ve come on too strong. Perhaps I have completely misplaced feelings for you. Perhaps you feel quite the opposite about me as I feel about you. Perhaps I’m just a dork who doesn’t know the first thing about love (something I sincerely hope isn’t the case). Whatever the case, it does not change the way I feel about you. So if you’d give me a chance, just one little chance, thats all I ask. Please don’t ignore me, as that will only make it worse on me. At the very least, give me a straight answer, so I can go on with my life.

Please forgive me for being so forward, its just that I have had this building inside of me for a very long time, and I needed to get it out. Thank you very much for reading this. Even if you don’t feel the same way about me, I’d really like to have dinner with you sometime so that we can discuss this a little more. That would mean a lot to me if you’d grant me even that one little thing.

Like I said, thanks for reading this, even though I’m sure its one of the last things you’d like to read. I eagerly await any reply you can give me. See ya!”

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18 Signs You’re Flat Broke

March 24, 2007 at 6:03 pm (Funny Random)

1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

5. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch anymore.

5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

6. Your rob Peter… and then rob Paul.

7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

9. You give blood everyday… just for the orange juice.

10. McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

11. At communion you go back for seconds.

12. You wash your toilet paper.

13. You have to save up to be poor.

14. You’re in college.

15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

16. You owe yourself money.

17. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.

18. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

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The Dating Guide: What They Say Vs. What They Mean

March 23, 2007 at 5:49 am (Funny Random)

“We need to talk.” – “I’m pregnant”

“I had a wonderful time last night.” – “Who the hell are you?”

“I’ve been thinking a lot.” – “You’re not as attractive when I was drunk”

“I’ve learned a lot from you.” – “Next.”

“I want a commitment.” – “I’m sick of masturbation”

“I have something to tell you.” – “Get tested.”

“I’m a romantic.” – “I’m poor”

“I never meant to hurt you.” – “I thought you weren’t a virgin.”

“Trust me.” – “Let’s just keep this between you and me, pumpkin.”

“I love you.” – “God, what have I gotten myself into?”

“I think we should just be friends.” – “You’re ugly”

“Haven’t I seen you before?” – ” Nice ass”

“Was it good for you?” – “I’m insecure about my manhood”

“I think we should see other people.” – “I have been seeing other people”

“Let’s get married.” – “Does that mean we can do it now?”

“We don’t have to do anything until you’re ready.” – “Put out or get out.”

“I still think about you.” – “I miss the sex.”

“Is there something wrong?” – “Is it supposed to be this soft?”

“You’re so mature.” – “I hope you’re eighteen.”

“Yes…Yes…(scream!).” – “Aren’t you done yet?”

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March 23, 2007 at 5:43 am (Funny Random)

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Online confessions for lazy Catholics

March 23, 2007 at 5:37 am (Funny Random)

A Polish man is in trouble for offering an online confessional for Catholics who can’t be bothered with church. Borys Cezar, 37, set up the website which welcomed visitors with the words: “Welcome to the virtual confessional.”

It continued: “Now write down your sins against Lord God. Do you regret your sins?” (yes/no) Do you intend to correct them? (yes/no); now click on next.

“We are connecting you with the Lord God, please wait… Your sins are being transferred, please wait… Congratulations, your sins have been forgiven.”

Cezar is facing a heavy fine or jail for offending religious feelings and his website has been closed down.

He said: “I’m a Catholic myself. I go to confession like anyone else. I didn’t want to offend anyone.”

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What kind of soul are you?

March 20, 2007 at 12:49 am (Funny Random)

You Are a Seeker Soul You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

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How Intuitive Am I?

March 20, 2007 at 12:40 am (Funny Random)

You Are 60% Intuitive Your intuition is often right, and you use it more than you may realize.
Your gut feelings are usually a good guide, but you need more to go on when making a decision.
You’ll often check to see if the facts back up your feelings.
And when your intuition is wrong, you work to improve it for the future.

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My Five Variable Love Profile

March 20, 2007 at 12:31 am (Funny Random)

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it’s hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There’s too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You’ve loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn’t mean you’re a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You’d like to believe in true and everlasting love…
But you’ve definitely been burned enough to know better.
You’re still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both “me time” and “we time.”
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

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How I date!

March 20, 2007 at 12:25 am (Funny Random)

According to studies on dating, you date like a woman.
You tend to take romance seriously, and you’re not really out for a fling.

A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you.
And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off.

You’re highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you’re too picky.
You know what you want, and when you find it, you’re ready to commit.

You know, that is pretty dang accurate!

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World Wonders

March 15, 2007 at 3:34 pm (Architecture)

Damn earthquakes. They took out four of the 7 world wonders. The other two were taken out by arsen and fire… gees. I could not even imagine what the world would be like right now if we still had places preserved like the Lighthouse of Alexandria, the Babylonian Gardens, and Temple of Zeus. That would be amazing.

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The Great Pyramid at Giza.

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The Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

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Temple of Artemis – the site at least.

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